Grapefruit Baby

You're probably thinking Oh God another one of those recipe sites where she's going to show us how to make a cute halloween thingy with grapefruit and VOILA a chuckie baby doll!!! Nope I am not that talented people.

In a previous post I think I may have mentioned I have gigantic fibroids.  I have one the size of a grapefruit, one the size of a large apple, one the size of an apricot and tons of little grapes. The gyno called it my fruit basket. She cracks me up! 

While I wait for my menopause shots (did I mention they got postponed to mid month now?), I am lovingly calling it my Grapefruit Baby. After all, my stomach is protruding like about a 6 month pregnancy and a newborn's head is about the size of a watermelon graperfruit isn't it? So hey why deny it? As cold weather approaches, the only clothes I will fit into are maternity clothes - give me the elasto waists. 

I might as well enjoy my last pregnancy. Think anyone will throw me a grapefruit baby shower?  Maybe I'll get an edible arrangement or is that considered canniblism?