Fifty Shades of Meh

Maybe it's me. Menopausal Patty.  Maybe I'm just too old and too tired but Fifty Shades of Grey ain't doin it for me.

I don't get it.  Why would anyone in their right mind (spoiler alert for those of you not on this gravy train of sheeples) want to be a submissive?  What makes someone want to obey to that degree?  Who wants a man making all the decisions....cause we all know which brain they think with in the first place?  I would be so fifty shades of kicking his ass the first time I had to avert my eyes.....and he spanked me for forgetting.......that I would end up in Fifty Shades of Prison Grey.......

I find the writing almost teenagerish.  "He's so hot." When was the last time I said that? Oh maybe 1985 or so........ and if I have to read that dang contract one more time I'll be fifty shades of chucking that book out the window!  Can't you come up with some new material?  Stop rehashing that contract when you appear to have fifty shades of writer's block. 

Like I said, maybe it's me.....  *sigh*

Laters, baby!