
Sometimes I find myself very witty. I was posting on my dear friend's (Christine) blog about her son and his sinus infections. I'm such a buttinsky!! I had a revelation while typing my words of wisdom.
We've accepted snot. We fought it and fought it and at last, we have raised the white flag. Snot is no longer our enemy.
Peace my friend snot... hail all boogers of green, yellow and dried blood red! We applaud the rare yet ever so entertaining, bubble O'snot, should one be so lucky as to catch a glimpse! You store our bits and pieces of M&M's, mini legos and the occasional spaghetti noodle (which dances in and out like a king cobra to a snake charmer) without nary a complaint. You hide under desks and tables, drying with age. And what a prankster you can be, as you dangle out of the nose of some poor soul who has no clue you're even there! We have snot rags, snot face (you've all seen Drop Dead Fred right?) and snot fights. The streets are slicker than snot tonight thanks to the ice storm.
So after 7 1/2 years of all out snot wars... we've come to acceptance. It's a part of Alex's life and always be. I'm thinking Kleenex loves us! And whatever company makes rocephin... Alex should be their poster child!
Everyone raise your box Kleenex in honor of SNOT!!!
Someday they're going to find a good use for it and we're gonna be rich!!!!
3 comments:
KLEENEX UNITED!!! This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks for the giggle!
ROLMAO! Yes, perhaps they could come up with a way to use snot as some climate friendly fuel! lol.
LOVE IT :)
BTW - I've awarded you a blog award - come check it out!!!!
Love ya GF!!!
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