Not that I thought they were really, but now I know they are not.. for sure!
As graceful as I am, I managed to break my toe yesterday. While the other 4 toes on my left foot, pointed to right as they should, the 4th one was pointing out to the left. It wasn't a pretty sight. Went to the ER to make sure I didn't break any bones in my foot, they took an Xray and said yup it's broken (no shit sherlock, what was your first clue?), taped it up and sent me out with a lovely blue boot and some extra tape. I'm at home today, with it propped up. My parking garage is 2 1/2 blocks from my building.... my armpits are screaming already from the crutches, I surely didn't want to try that! I'm such a whiner.
Wouldn't ya know it. I had just gotten out of the shower and had removed all my pretty polish too!!! So I went to the hospital with straggly wet hair, no makeup and one toe headed the wrong way, all toes with no polish! No wonder they asked me all those domestic violence questions! I must have looked sweet!
It's a lovely shade of purple today. Poor Alex, he was so upset that mommy was upset! I'm sure all the nasty names he heard me call the leather chair that jumped out and snapped my innocent toe didn't help! LOL When I got home, he kept pointing to his toes and saying hurt! He loves studying the tape too. Not sure I want my feet studied that much (unless it's by Johnny Depp or George Clooney)!
Today is all about me and my achy breaky foot!!
2 comments:
OUCH and I know by previous experience...mine was a little toe and it was circa 1970's when they just sent you home with no tape or blue boot...just suck it up instructions. erg.
Did you at least get good pain pills??
hugs GF! I am sure Katy will be sending you a get well email! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I broke my pinky toe. I didn't go to the dr. I just taped it up and went on about my business (back in the days of the military)
I recently broke my other toe (the one beside the previously broken toe) while goofing off in the pool with the hubby... and I have just now stopped calling him "The Toe Breaker" and demanding another glass of tea.
heheheheheheheheheeeee
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