I forgot how to sleep in my own bed

So I am in week six of sleeping on the couch.  It's getting old and I'm wrecking the crap out of the couch cushions.......not to mention the dogs' psyches are outta whack...they love sleeping on the bed and they miss it too.

I still have vertigo when I lay flat.  I've been calling the neurologist every week since I first saw him and he's been messing around with my meds and nothing has helped. Yesterday the verdict was "it will take 6 to 8 weeks to get rid off"  WTF?

I guess on the good side, I'm at 5 weeks of med and I see him next week during week #6. He did mention an IV if I'm still not over it....wonderful. 

And Dude...btw...I'm leaving on a jet plane in 3 weeks.......we best be gettin' this fixed up!